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The Empty Bag Containment Unit — Brain full, thoughts everywhere? Say it out loud to this thing and it'll catch every last piece of it. No lists, no lectures, no "have you tried a planner" bullshit. At the end you get a numbered rundown of everything you were carrying, so you can actually see what the hell's in there.

How to Access

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The Empty Bag Containment Unit